The Ides of April: Trump Edition

"I'm at the Trump International, ask for me."

Just kidding. I was having a good ole time on the escalator while travelling from one money-sucking building to another. Then I noticed the setting sun dancing on the side of the Trump. Palm trees, and golden rays. They say the light is better on the west coast. I obviously don't have any dissenting evidence.

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Viva Lost Vegas

I was legal in Las Vegas for the first time in my life last week. When I first touched down, I was enamored with the mountains, clear blue skies and palm trees. That new found fondness dwindled with each unsuccessfully gambled dollar. See ya, Las Vegas. Those trees and blue skies won't bring me back again...unless I'm ballin'. But shout out to Le Rêve, that was pretty dope.